Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Computer Funnies

I touched my yarn yesterday. Even wound a skein into a pull-from-the-center ball while watching a UFO DVD with Sherri, her Dad - Randall, and all the dogs. Too tired to knit...but I do carry it around with me all the time. Does that count?

On another yarn, my friend Robyn in Phoenix sent me these. I figured they were fab 'Wednesday Funnies' and had to share them with you!

Some "Computer Help" Discussions Knitted Recently:

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
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Tech support : What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer : Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it!===============

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, capital letter "V" as in Victor, the number"7"......
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer....
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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And last but not least:....
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
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And we just continue to evolve, don't we????? Now go about and have a great and funny day!!!

Simply Recipe's "Crab Bisque"

Spiritual Law of the Day -- "The Law of Least Effort"
"Accept people, situations, and events as they occur. Take responsibility for your situation and for all events seen as problems. Relinquish the need to defend your point of view."
--Deepak Chopra

"Daily Inspirirations"
Accept disgrace willingly...Accept being unimportant...Surrender yourself humbly; then you can be trusted to care for all things. Love the world as your own self; then you can truly care for all things."
- Lao Tzu

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
--Karen - age 7

2 Comments:

Blogger Nancy said...

Awwwww Luna is so lovely in clapotis...you'll have to make her one for her very own!

Remembering to breathe,

Nancy

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Becky said...

Kim that last Customer service quip is hysterical! Those were great. Thanks for sharing them.

Hugs. to Luna.

5:44 AM  

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