Hai Ku Doing?

Boy with big head. Sad.
No one understands his pain
Or sells hats his size.
Oh, big noggin dork
Pom poms do you no favors.
Did you make that crap?
Look at the wee skulls
On those kids that just adore
The giant melon.
That one chick likes him.
Giving him the eye. Oh Snap!
Will Big Head hook up?
She moons over him
“Big Head I know you’re the one!”
Does he feel the same?
Alas, no love. No.
He plans instead to squash them,
Eat them both en croute.

Thanks for the funny Threadbared.

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